Sort of lends a whole new depth of meaning to "shaking the dew off the lily," doesn't it? For those who felt the need to elaborate on the metaphor, now you can simultaneously put the dew on the lily. I bet you can save time cleaning, too. "Oh that? Little spots of pollen." Not that you'd notice anything with that giant yellow whatever-it's-called erupting from the bowl. God forbid you stagger into the bathroom in the middle of the night and mistake the urinal for the toilet. Better mount that sucker high on the wall.
The best part? It's only $10,500! A pittance for a pisspot of such caliber.
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