Tracking lesson

UPS

1) Receive email notification of shipment
2) Click on link to UPS website
3) Go back to email, copy tracking number
4) Return to UPS website, paste tracking number
5) Click button to track packages
6) Receive error message, search for box to click accepting mysterious Terms and Conditions without ever reading said Terms and Conditions
7) Click button to track packages again
8) Receive package status

DHL

1) Receive email notification of shipment
2) Click on link to DHL website, which immediately informs me of package status

Conclusion: Sometimes brown isn't just a brand. Sometimes it's just the color of shit.