Saturday, November 11, 2006

Magic 8-Ball

CLUNK-clatter-clatter-clatter

"Ian! Do we throw things in this house?"

Parents ask the dumbest questions. Kids know better than to answer them. All I get is a pouty lip.

"Well, why don't we consult your victim?" Shaking it at arm's length, "Should we throw Magic 8-Ball?"

WITHOUT A DOUBT

"See? You broke it!"

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