Items I swept from under the couch last night

> Dust and cat fur, naturally

> Two socks

> Two slippers

> One pencil

> One Duplo-size Lego

> One seed pod that looks like this

> One toy car from McDonald's

> Two Thomas & Friends steam engines (Percy and Duck)

> Two Thomas & Friends cars (magnetic flatbed and circus cage)

> One stegosaurus from Dinosaur Checkers game

> Cardboard tube from roll of paper towels

> Four valentines

> One relatively fresh, medium-size yellow onion

I swear I just swept there a month ago.